Guy 81 – Justin – Dump your crazy guy

Justin was one of those let’s spill our guts kind of guys.  He ended up telling me about how he left home at 16 to get away from his mom, joined the army, and never saw his family anymore.  Then he started asking about my history.  I specifically told him there was a lot there and he probably really didn’t want to know all that stuff.  He insisted he did, so I answered his questions.  Jerkoff Justin called me the next day and said I had “dumped my crazy” on him.  What the fuck?  He asked, I warned him, he insisted on knowing.  And it’s not like he told me some fairy tale storybook childhood either.  No thanks, I will dump my crazy elsewhere.

 

Guy 82 – Alistair – Cologne guy

You really don’t need to marinate in it. Yuck.

 

Guy 83 – Mark

Nothing memorable.  I think he worked near my house.  Hope I don’t run into him anywhere, not that I would probably recognize him if I did.

 

Guy 84 – Brad – Young southern guy

Younger guy, very cute.  Just moved to the area from somewhere down south and didn’t know many people.  Why not?  Remember, very cute and my last few were abject failures.  We met a couple times and were over.  I think we were both OK with that.

 

Guy 85 – George – Lumberjack guy

This guy was big.  Like lumberjack big.  Also allergic to cats, which he hadn’t told me upfront.  He left my house in the middle of some severe allergic reaction.  Never saw him again.

 

Guy 86 – Greg

Nothing memorable.  Watched a football game at a bar with him.  He tried to explain it to me.  I said I liked the guys in the orange uniforms.  Didn’t see him again.

 

Guy 87 – Brant – Rich guy

I met Brant at a bar and we had a couple drinks.  He invited me back to his place.  Well, not exactly his.  He explained that he was a caretaker for some rich guy who almost never even came to the house.  From his conversation, I got the impression that Brant’s family had money and were disappointed by his failure to do anything with his life.  Brant was still living in the lap of luxury, and driving the rich guy’s BMW, so things weren’t all bad for him.  We went to the house and hung out in the pool house, which was larger than my first apartment.  I guess if you’re going to be the family failure, you might as well do it in a rich guy’s house.  He was somewhat arrogant, which really doesn’t fly with me.  You may be living in a mansion, but it’s not yours and you haven’t done anything to earn it.  I have a good job in a technical field and a house and car that I earned.  He was a weird guy anyway, needed his nipples almost pinched off to cum.  Not worth putting up with his weird nipple fetish.  Never saw him again.

 

Guy 88- Morton – Friend set up guy

My friend picked this guy out for me.  He was cute, a nice guy, had a good job, and 3 kids from his 2 failed marriages.  One a senior in high school, the others young girls in elementary school.  We had to work around his kid schedule, meaning we pretty much hung out at his house after the kids went to bed.  We were supposed to be dating, but it turned into more of a hookup thing.  Didn’t last long.

 

Guy 89 – Theo – Old pic guy

Theo lived in the neighborhood where I grew up.  He sent me a pic of a guy in a baseball cap, closely shaved facial hair, standing next to a work van.  He was cute, looked around my age, so I agreed to meet him for a drink.  Ten minutes before we were supposed to meet, he sent me another pic saying, this is what I look like now.  What he looked like now was the psycho biker grandfather of the guy in the first pic.  Bald, drinker’s nose, long grey goatee trailing down his chest.  Not someone I would have agreed to meet as I knew there was no attraction there.  My sister and friend said don’t go.  I went and had 1 very tense drink with him.   As I finished my drink he asked, where do we go from here?  I told him, I go home alone, and you go somewhere else.  I went home and emailed him saying, you should provide a recent pic so someone can decide if they want to meet based on what you look like now, not how you looked 10 – 15 years ago.  He emailed back, thanks.  No more Theo.

 

Guy 90 – Julian – Bar fight guy

I met Julian at a local bar.  He grew up in the same neighborhood I had, but was a little older than me.  Oddly enough, he had gone to grade school with my uncles, who had bullied him.  He thought that was a great connection.  I thought it proved my family was full of assholes.  He went to the bathroom at the end of the night and I started watching the couple at the table next to us.  They were early to mid 20s, and you could see they were both getting upset.  That’s when the girl yelled, you know this baby is yours!  OK, now things were getting interesting.  Way more interesting than the date with Julian.  The guy yelled back, what about you hooking up with John?  She answered, that’s besides the point.  This baby is yours.  Then they got up and left the table.  Julian returned and I told him about the fight he had just missed.  I told him he could catch up when they were on the Maury episode of Who’s the Daddy?  Anyway, Julian was a nice guy, but I wasn’t attracted to him as more than a friend.  He wanted more.  That never goes well.  I wish him the best and really wonder, whose baby was it?

 

Guy 91 – Moby – Irish guy 2

Nothing memorable.  He was Irish, and they weren’t high on my list of nationalities to date after the first Irish guy.  Saw him once, that was it.

 

Guy 92 – Jamie

Nothing memorable, only met once.