Guy 21 – Jack – Jerk

We met at Barnes and Noble.  We talked a bit and he texted me later saying he really wasn’t attracted to me.  OK, not everyone is.  I’m not delusional.  I wrote Jack off.  Then he had the balls to email me a couple months later and ask if I wanted to hook up.  I told him no thanks, I was just as unattractive then as I had been a couple months before when he apparently wasn’t quite as horny.

 

Guy 22 – Mitch – Prostrate guy

Nothing special, no real attraction on either side.  We had dinner at the same restaurant a lot of the other guys had chosen.  The only memorable thing and absolute highlight of the night was the old couple having dinner a couple tables away.  They both clearly had hearing problems, as they were literally yelling everything to each other during dinner.  That meant we were eavesdropping on their conversation, even if we didn’t want to, which we didn’t.  Anyway, at one point the old guy yelled to his wife, I went to the doctor today.  She yelled back, what did he say?  He yelled back, he said my prostrate is huge.  This is where I lost it.  My date told me I was too busy laughing to hear her yell back, mine too.  Fun times.

 

Guy 23-  Joel

Jerk.  We met and it was one of those, yeah, I like you, let’s meet again things.  I saw him again, we had sex, I never heard from the guy again.  Jerk.

 

Guy 24 – Brian

Nothing memorable.  Nothing happened.

 

Guy 25 – Freddy – Rich guy

I met him at his father’s mansion where he was staying for the holidays.  We hung out in the movie theater, watching TV until his dad came home with his girlfriend.  He introduced me to dad, and a girl who was younger than Freddy.  This was the girlfriend.  They had gone to high school together.  I’m sure she was in it for love though.

 

Guy 26 – Braden- Submissive guy

We met, he was cute.  I kissed him and went home. Then he started emailing me about what he was into sexually.  At first it was just, could I tie him up and spank him (no, I wasn’t going to do that).  We got as far as him wanting me to do him with a strap on when I bailed.  I’m not into that, but hey, I know others are.  To each their own.  Never saw Braden again.

 

Guy 27 – Art  – More than a friend guy

I decided I needed another break from the dating thing.  I wanted a guy who would just be friends with me and explain my dating disasters from a guy’s point of view (my best male friend of 5 years had just done a disappearing act, long story, but it meant I didn’t have a good guy friend to talk to).  That’s when I met Art.  He was a really nice guy.  We hung out at a diner and talked for hours.  I thought I had a great new friend.  Then we left the diner and he tried to kiss me.  I said no, he said he had to give it a shot.  I hung out with him once more, same thing.  He tried to kiss me again.  He finally told me that he would be my friend, but he’d never stop trying to be more because he was attracted to me.  To me, that’s not a friend.  That was the end of Art.

 

Guy 28 – Marcus

Nice guy, nothing spectacular.

 

Guy 29 – Terry – sleaze guy

I met this guy Terry, and he swore I’d sleep with him.  I swore I wouldn’t.  The guy exuded sleaze.  I hadn’t even known that was possible.  Thank you, Terry, for showing me a new low in men.  He spent half an hour or so talking to me, realized I really wasn’t going to sleep with him, and he walked out.  Douche.